
The Carson Mansion in Eureka, California.
Ok,
where was I? Oh, yes, getting drunk in Eureka. Humboldt county is so
fun. We'll probably test positive for cannabis from the contact highs
we've gotten just driving through here. Kidding. Don't test us. I got
pictures online finally. So, go back and look at them. K? 
Avenue of the Giants between Eureka and Legget, CA.
Had
a beautiful ride through the Avenue of the Giants save for some moron in
a jeep who doesn't know what a "scenic route" is when he decided he had
to get around us going 75MPH. He peeled, skidded and nearly rear-ended
us before I was able to move over to the side and let him speed on
through. Stay on the freakin' freeway if you need to drive 75MPH. 
Self portrait with timer:Take one

Ok, I think we got it right this time.
The
ride from Legget to Ft. Bragg was extremely winding and narrow. When we
reached Westport, Monica told me to STOP so she could rest. At least
she didn't puke in a dumpster. 
We
stopped in Ft. Bragg and had lunch in a funky cafe called Headlands
Coffeehouse where we met a guy with a raggedy hat that he had sewn
Barrel 'o Monkeys around the rim and was riding a unicycle. He invited
us to his show, but we had to move on. A few miles down the road we
stopped in Montecito where we watched some English folk dancers perform
in the street and walked around until nearly 6pm, ignoring our rule to
be "settled" in for the night by 5pm. We still had a way to go to find
a motel. My plan was to get to Guerneville and spend the night. I'd
wanted to show Monica that town ever since I found it by accident 5
years ago.

California coast

Montecito, CA
Everywhere
we stopped Monica would say, "Don't you just want to spend a week
here?" Most places had a lot of charm and it was hard to cover so much
ground. Always saying "next time."
We took SR 128, which turned
out to be the road that never ended. It was also winding and narrow and
I was hoping that Monica wouldn't have the urge to purge down my back.
We finally stopped in Healdsburg and found a motel for the night.